Harry Weathersby Stamps: 1932 – 2013

derasso:

He despised phonies, his 1969 Volvo (which he also loved), know-it-all Yankees, Southerners who used the words “veranda” and “porte cochere” to put on airs, eating grape leaves, Law and Order (all franchises), cats, and Martha Stewart. In reverse order. He particularly hated Day Light Saving Time, which he referred to as The Devil’s Time. It is not lost on his family that he died the very day that he would have had to spring his clock forward. This can only be viewed as his final protest.

I need to start working on my obituary. For a number of reasons, I’m sure, but mainly because motherfuckers keep moving the goalposts.

Harry Weathersby Stamps: 1932 – 2013

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