William Langewiesche on the Surfer Who Rides the Big Ones

It goes like “There’s been another complaint, Ken. Did you hit this guy?”

“No. I knocked his fins off.”

Or like “Did you really bite his board, Ken?”

“Why, did you see teeth marks?”

“Well, it could have been a mouth, Ken. Hard to believe it was a mouth. Was it really a mouth, Ken?”

“I was trying to make my point without getting in trouble.”

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